Naked chicks on post-it notes

1002 - More from the bored mind

2009-08-28T07:44:00.000-07:00

Actually, its pretty satisfying to draw these things in a notebook rather than post-it notes. More space for character developement and plot. I like a bit of plot in my porn.

Still crap at drawing faces though, sorry.

1001 - The product of a bored mind...

2009-08-24T11:41:00.001-07:00

It was a vague idea I'd had all during the time I was regularly updating this website. Right now I'm in a wee bit of limbo, nothing to do, just passing time.

So I guess its time to unleash the monster that is:- Graphic novel adaptations of random porno videos.

Also available for embedding
F*** As Twee issue 1
Via Scribd

1000 - The final one

2008-11-16T08:39:00.000-08:00

Tera Cox, sketched off of the internet

999 - The penultimate one

2008-11-16T07:58:00.001-08:00

Sketched from We Love Chubby Girls

998 - The redhead on a table

2008-11-16T07:37:00.000-08:00

Sketched from FemJoy

997 - The one in bright light

2008-11-16T05:53:00.000-08:00

Sketched from $100 Buck Babes

996 - The one's in the Laundromat

2008-11-16T04:57:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Abby Winters / Your Dirty Mind

Only four more pics left to draw, and then I think I'm going to get myself some celebratory chocolate and watch a Jackie Chan video.

995 - The one which needs more shading

2008-11-15T11:26:00.000-08:00

Sketched from imagens

Actually, I think its got just enough shading to work.

994 - The curvy webcam girl

2008-11-15T10:10:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Huge Heavy Breasts

993 - Final attempt at drawing faces

2008-11-15T09:28:00.001-08:00

Sketched from log_070329

For the past year or so I've generally failed at drawing faces in these post-it not pics, but here, I think I've nailed it.

Warm fuzzy feelings inside.

992 - Stacy by the pool

2008-11-15T08:40:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Busty Nude Babes

I woke up this morning with another human being. It was nice.

Thanks

2008-11-13T17:01:00.000-08:00

Nine or ten pics left to draw before I abandon this site, so I guess a few thanks are in order so this post lies at the bottom of the page...

Thanks to sites who've covered and linked here, most notably the YouPorn blog aggregator for hundreds of thousands of visitors, Reverse Cowgirl for the interview and taking my site seriously, Alison Tyler the Trollop with a Laptop for support and encouragement, and also

Clearing My Head again
Brown Rabbit Tanning
Rocket's Rockstar Life
Huge Heavy Breasts
La Última Inocencia
Between My Sheets
Fuck: A love Story
Unscathed Corpse
Atomic Sex Kitten
Badgirl's Hotbox
Red Light Ruby
Hootchi Cootchi
SarahChristine
Just Sex Portal
We Luv BBWs
Slits tits n bits
Jazzamatazz
Gaping Void
Pussy Calor
Ella Regina
Indienudes
Fistonista
Fleshbot
CoyPink
Altporn
Sugasm
Brellas

MyDiary
And many more I have forgotten or lost.

Models I have particularly enjoyed drawing

Michelle Monaghan
Rachel Aldana
Joanna Bliss
Vicky Vette
Alexa Loren
Terry Nova
Tera Cox

Also thanks to the non-models I've drawn from real life, whether they're talking to me anymore or not.

Marti
Leanne
Claire
Natalie
Kristin

So what happened, how did all this happen? Well, Reverse Cowgirl's interview covers most of the ideology, but I was checking dates and stuff on my personal blog, from what I can piece together, here's what happened...

At the start May 2007 they let go a third of the workforce at where I was working in Glasgow, and my personal life has a bit of a quake, I spent a couple of days drunk and careering up and down the UK, and I after I sobered up I resolved to stay in my room surfing porn and drawing pictures. I put them up on this website.

Time passed and I drew more, regularly too, and I kind of acquired a part time job temping for the council and a rather sexy-crazed girlfriend.

Sometime in June and July Fleshbot and Indienudes covered this site and my webtraffic went through the roof. This did wonders for my self-esteem.

I found a new job in London, and moved down to squat in Wembley, it was really bad. The girl was hundreds of miles away, and we saw each other briefly for a month or two, but I knew it wouldn't last, the distance was too far. London's a big town, and I was all kind of alone, despite my best efforts tracking down old friends from school and university.

Luckily YouPorn.com had started a blog aggregator thing, and had this site on it, so it was getting a steady stream of a few thousand hits a day. This did wonders for my self-esteem. The more pictures I drew the more hits I got. Not only that, but I figured out ways to spin out post-it note animations.

Before long, the site was getting attention from Alison Tyler the Trollop with a Laptop and Susannah Breslin The Reverse Cowgirl. This did wonders for my self-esteem once more, despite my vacuuous personal life of standing at the back of gigs in London's red-hot indiepop music scene.

So, I eventually moved out of the squat in Wembley, to the nice place I am now, I've found a neat circle of friends in London and a circle of acquantances in the London Bloggers scene. After discussion with the chap who sits next to me at work, I've put together a book of pictures from this site, which is available from LuLu.com here, and if folk fancy purchasing any of the pictures on this site, the price is one item from my Amazon Wishlist.

I dunno what crazy schemes I'll be up to next, but I'll do commission sketches for Wishlist stuff, email me illandancient (at) googlemail.com

Aye, thanks for the support, and for taking the time to visit this site.

Ooh, before I forget, this drawing thing is easy, anyone can do it, if you're not sure, just try tracing straight off of the screen, that's why I used post-it notes, cos they're sticky.

And also, all girls look hott naked

991 - Two naked girls on a bed

2008-11-13T15:44:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Fleshbot from the Naked Girls in Our Bed project

How do you persuade/lure cute young girls into your bed merely to take photies of them?

990 - The one kneeling back

2008-11-13T14:57:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Abby Winters via Sugarcut

989 - The one leaning back on a table

2008-11-13T13:35:00.001-08:00

Sketched from A Flower a Day

988 - The one in the sea

2008-11-13T12:02:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Teen Port

Her name is Mandy, Hardcore Mandy

987 - A final video

2008-11-12T15:31:00.002-08:00

The Final Five - Free videos are just a click away
Sketched from the previous few images and then some, only ten seconds of your life wasted. I would have done more but I'm out of post-it notes for the evening. I think I left my other pad in the office.

Bah.

986 - Rachel Aldana again

2008-11-12T15:31:00.001-08:00

Rachel Aldana, sketched from Chest Meat

985 - Rachel Aldana looking divine

2008-11-12T12:41:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Chest Meat

984 - Sleepyhead

2008-11-11T23:56:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Vertigo

Aw man, I am so tired.

983 - The one by the pool again

2008-11-11T16:49:00.000-08:00

Sketched from $100 Babes

982 - The one by the pool

2008-11-11T16:10:00.000-08:00

Sketched from $100 Babes via Busty Nude Babes

981 - The young one from JQ's

2008-11-11T14:00:00.000-08:00

Sketched from JQ's Big Natural Boobs

Eepn only nineteen pics left, this could be my last one from JQ's Big Naturals. I'm a big fan of the site, it only updates once a week or so, but I seem to check it every day just in case. There's always some good large breast photies for sketching, although sometimes it does veer into the family holiday snap territory, and I feel a little guilty.

980 - The one with nice boobs

2008-11-09T08:39:00.001-08:00

Sketched from Femjoy

Drawn whilst listening to The Melting Icecaps - Selfish Bachelor

979 - The vintage one with long boobs

2008-11-09T07:25:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Gyrls

978 - The one in a coat

2008-11-09T05:31:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Your Lust

977 - The one with lighting from the sides

2008-11-08T11:35:00.000-08:00

Sketched from FluffyTek again

I think I so messed up her proportions on this one. Sorry

976 - The one kneeling down

2008-11-08T11:07:00.000-08:00

Sketched from FluffyTek

I'm somewhat concerned about what to do for the last picture here. I'm running out of time and I've got no idea

975 - The stark one from Sugasm

2008-11-08T06:08:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Sugasm

I think it would have been better if it was smaller

974 - The one clutching her knees

2008-11-08T05:50:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Eros and Grace

Hername is Nikki

973 - The one seated reaching down

2008-11-08T05:38:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Exgirlfriend Market

972 - The playboy model

2008-11-08T03:50:00.000-08:00

Sketched from I want Babes.

Hmm, I have an idea for an animation.

This bad, could really eat into my plans to finish the 1,000 this weekend.

971 - The one undressing

2008-11-08T03:32:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Digital Designs

Hmm, this blotchy biro technique needs more work and less shading.

970 - The one sat in the corner

2008-11-07T13:49:00.000-08:00

Again sketched from James Christopher's Modern Citizen site, its the only website I've seen all evening that catches my interest.

Crikey, only thirty pics left to drawn before I hit the big 1K. Time's getting on, and that Wii is crying out for me, and Super Monkey Ball.

969 - The one with wet hair

2008-11-07T13:31:00.000-08:00

Sketched from James Christopher - Photographer

I'm really liking the blotchiness of this biro, I should have paid more attention to which biro I was using in the past.

968 - The one with not much to it

2008-11-07T13:15:00.000-08:00

Sketched from James Christopher's portfolio

967 - The slightly cartoony one

2008-11-07T12:54:00.000-08:00

Is all in the line thickness

966 - The one seated in the light

2008-11-06T15:30:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Flickr

965 - The one lit from the right

2008-11-06T14:25:00.000-08:00

Sketched from The Sexy Photo community on LiveJournal

964 - The one drinking

2008-11-06T13:18:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Flickr

963 - The one on her back

2008-11-06T12:43:00.000-08:00

Sketched from 24 Sex Porno

Not a very catchy domain name, kind of like they were running out of ideas and the porno website name dice was playing up.

962 - Curvy chicks are more fun to draw

2008-11-06T12:30:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Megatits Post

'Megatits' should be what some of the more edgy Decepticons call their leader.

The book

2008-11-05T02:50:00.001-08:00

My fourth book
Originally uploaded by manc_ill_kid

My copy arrived this morning.

All shiney and new

Available for only £5 from here

961 - Some kind of giant mammary magnet perhaps

2008-11-04T16:27:00.000-08:00

Sketched from XX-Cel

Ooh, ReverseCowgirl's guest blogging on BoingBoing, that rules.

960 - Angel by night

2008-11-04T14:44:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Indienudes

959 - Someone's mother

2008-11-04T14:06:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Indienudes / Girls Out West

Its been a long time since I used the 'mature' tag on a post here, I don't consider most MILF-type models as being 'mature'. However in this case, I think 'mature' kind of fits.

958 - Fine art bum

2008-11-04T13:22:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Met Art

I liked the shape of her bottom in the photo, its kind of perfect from that angle

957 - Kneeling in the dark

2008-11-04T13:17:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Fluffytek

956 - The twisted one on the floor

2008-11-04T11:55:00.000-08:00

Sketched from 100 Buck Babes

For a moment I thought I wasn't even trying any more, but then I figured that, no, is one is valid.

955 - The one with the great belly

2008-11-04T01:04:00.000-08:00

Sketched from JQ's

I think I have a thing for belly dancers.

954 - One of Mai Ly's boobs

2008-11-03T15:34:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Sexy and Funny

953 - The one without a face

2008-11-03T15:14:00.000-08:00

Sketched from HQ69

I really wish I'd done something different with the face on this one, its going to haunt me all night. Sorry Candice Black, I'll try better next time

952 - The one hugging boobs

2008-11-03T15:01:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Hotty Stop

Aye, its Sexy Iga who I drew the other day, still in bed

951 - The one bent backwards

2008-11-03T14:40:00.000-08:00

Sketched from 69

And about time too, I've put an advert for my book over on the left there, feel free to click over to Lulu, and if you fancy it get a copy, its pretty cheap.

950 - The touching

2008-11-03T13:10:00.001-08:00

Sketched from Pornochicos.

Crikey, only fifty pics left. I better get my skates on pimping the book of the website...

949 - The offending limb in place

2008-11-02T16:17:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Unique Babes

Eep, no sooner had I posted the previous pic, then I noticed I'd missed out of drawing one of the young ladies's legs. Sorry Shyla Jennings.

948 - The two girls in the darkness

2008-11-02T16:08:00.000-08:00

Sketched from Unique Babe

947 - The two on the couch

2008-11-02T05:18:00.001-08:00

Sketched from Ex-Girlfriend Market

I think these two are neither lesbians nor ex-girlfriends, professional nude models possibly.

A bit of a rushed pic, I'm on my way out (dance class), but I think I got the shapes and positions right, aye?

946 - The one of the maid stripping

2008-11-02T04:25:00.001-08:00

Sketched from Big Boobs Alert

This is Karina Hart, she has a fine set on her, I like the way the boobs contort. When I was drawing the pic I wasn't sure if I got all the proportions right, I think the arm on the right was a bit ropey, but the addition of a picture frame in the background kind of distracts the eye.

Post-It Note stat pr0n - October

2008-11-01T15:52:00.000-07:00

from statcounter

October
Page Views: 45,529
Unique Visitors: 28,992

Down about 10% from last month.

September
Page Views: 50,305
Unique Visitors: 32,349

Blame this month lies with being disavowed from YouPorn, and then reavowed in a few days ago. Aye, I know its my fault for relying so heavily on a single source of traffic, but hey that's just the way I roll. Also in October there didn't seem to be as much traffic from other blogs.

Google Analytics sez

25,385 Visits
23,588 Absolute Unique Visitors
45,668 Page Views
1.80 Average Page Views
00:01:09 Time on Site
66.86% Bounce Rate

Hmm, interestingly According to statcounter, I've had 472,774 unique visitors in the last twelve months, which compares neatly with with some of the more popular political blogs in the UK, my key target audience are approximately the same, aye?

Sadly month on month, a year ago I had far more visitors, a year ago I had about twice as many, mainly due to the patronage of IndieNudes.

Well, only fifty five or so pics left to draw until I stop updating. Maybe in a month's time I'll put up the last traffic stats, so any spreadsheet fetishists can update their stuff.

945 - The hand in her knickers

2008-11-01T15:28:00.000-07:00

Dunno where I sketched this one from.

Its it just me or men, or is there something deeply sensual about touching a girl under her knickers?

944 - Nipple

2008-11-01T13:27:00.000-07:00

Not quite sure where I sketched this one from either, just vaguely aware that I quite liked the way the breasts moved in the series of photos.

Ooh, elsewhere on the internet I've uploaded a load more pics to my set on Flickr, feel free to browse there if its easier than here.

943 - The one of Tera Patrick removing her bra

2008-11-01T12:25:00.000-07:00

I dinnae ken where I sketched it from, but I ought to have traced it instead, there's something wrong with the left arm.

Its Tera Patrick, I love the shape of her body and the way she acts in those wee 'making of' video clips.

942 - The one with wide breasts seated

2008-11-01T11:51:00.000-07:00

Sketched from somewhere on the internet, possibly via Busty Nude Babes

941 - The one with puffy nipples

2008-10-30T17:17:00.000-07:00

Sketched from NanaTeens

Musical interlude #29 - Manda Rin - DNA

2008-10-30T15:02:00.000-07:00

To get over the excitement of the past few pics, This is the video for Manda Rin's DNA

According to No Rock And Roll Fun, she was going to be on telly, but cos of all this funny business all over the newspapers, she's going to have to wait a bit.

Shame really.

This one time in 2005 my band supported her band, it was really cool, we were like hanging out with famous people.

I liked her on Top of the Pops in 1996.

940 - The one of Georgina Baillie

2008-10-30T13:52:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Flickr once more

According to PopBitch its Georgina Baillie, and if the pics are on the internet, its fair game for this website.

Topical, political and naked chicks on post-it notes.

939 - Another one of the girl in the news

2008-10-30T13:30:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Flickr

One more then I promise I'll stop and start drawing the usual array of nude models, and professional and amateur porn stars.

938 - The cynical topical one

2008-10-30T13:17:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Flickr

In the UK, the most pressing issue in the media isn't the US presidential elections or the global economic downturn recession thing, no no, its this young lady.

937 - The one crouched on a seat

2008-10-30T11:45:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Hotty Stop

Is it difficult to convert an Open Office Base database on my desktop into a MySQL database on a server that I'm about to install?

Ooh, and in other thrilling news, this could be a thrilling Christmas present

936 - The one lying back in bed

2008-10-29T17:15:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Hotty Stop

Her name is Iga.

When I was in school there was this game the kids played with names, where you work out how many points the letters in your name are worth and then who your girlfriend is going to be, or something.

My name has eleven letters and I fear if I'd been at school with young Iga, we'd never have hooked up on name points.

Damn.

935 - The one taking her pants off

2008-10-29T13:26:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Babe Dump again

My attempt at doing shading on her ass, just made it look like cellulite. Sorry naked-ass girl.

934 - Another one with her bum in the air

2008-10-29T12:59:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Babe Dump

933 - The healthy outdoor one

2008-10-29T00:55:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Voyeurweb.com

We just had the first snow of the year here in London, my flatmate is skipping round the flat wishing everyone 'Happy Snow Day'.

So, erm, Happy Snow Day to you guys too.

932 - The one of ass

2008-10-28T00:53:00.000-07:00

Sketched from $100 Babes

A fine piece of ass, first thing in the morning. Something you could really sink your teeth into.

931 - A curvy one bending over

2008-10-27T14:57:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Flickr

930 - The shadowy one seated

2008-10-27T14:31:00.000-07:00

Sketched from A Flower A Day

Only 70 pictures left, then I'm out of here.

929 - The photograph of two women

2008-10-27T12:53:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Women in photography

928 - The drawing of a figure

2008-10-27T00:40:00.000-07:00

If only I'd known about Kyle T. Webster's Daily Figurine website, I would never have drawn nine hundred and twenty eight pictures of naked chicks on post-it notes.

927 - The curvy one with her leg up

2008-10-26T15:59:00.001-07:00

Sketched from Scoreland Big Tits

Is it wrong that I particularly enjoyed drawing this one?

926 - The one with her top up and her pants down

2008-10-26T14:30:00.000-07:00

Sketched from incredible Content

Her name is Vanessa Del

925 - The one with slicked up lesbian action

2008-10-26T13:24:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Busty and Sexy

I think I've got the slick look right, but the shape of Gianna's ass is kind of wrong, damn.

924 - The one thrusting in the kitchen

2008-10-26T12:14:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Floppy Tits

Aw crikey, I'm so hungry.

923 - Another one in the dark

2008-10-26T06:12:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Fluffytek

Ooh, hangover kicking in now, head pounding, pounding, or possibly music too loud in flat.

922 - The erotic one in the dark

2008-10-26T05:51:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Fluffytek

921 - The hungover one seen from behind

2008-10-26T05:01:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Busty Nude Babes

Her name is Sienna

I myself am quite hungover right now, got very drunk last night playing the Kissing Thomas game. For those who don't know, this is a game you play with friends when in the pub, or a nightclub. You pick someone in the room, someone unsuspecting, and they are the Thomas, and the point of the game is to kiss them without them realising. You all take it in turns and you lose by getting found out. I guess you win by being the last person to be found out.

Last night our Thomas was a tall gentleman in a turban. My own strategy for kissing involves feigning a cough and aiming for the shoulder.

920 - The one of two girls straddling

2008-10-25T08:46:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Raven Riley and Kate's Playground

Crikey, I haven't drawn Raven Riley in ages.

919 - Mai Ly on the floor

2008-10-25T07:54:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Buds Babes

The shape of girls bums in the air...

917 - The curvy one checking her pants

2008-10-25T07:00:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Busty Nude Babes

Her name is Alexis Silver.

I like the shape of her body, and the way her breasts lie.

916 - The one sat on an office chair

2008-10-25T05:23:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Babe Road

This is Muriel

915 - The one thrusting in the shower

2008-10-25T04:54:00.000-07:00

Sketched from A - Z Babes

914 - Kissing tummy

2008-10-25T04:12:00.000-07:00

Sketched from dayom

913 - The one pulling her bikini bottoms to the side

2008-10-25T04:10:00.000-07:00

Sketched from here again

Her name is Erica Campbell

912 - The girl on her knees

2008-10-25T04:08:00.000-07:00

Sketched from here

911 - Terry Nova from behind

2008-10-21T23:58:00.000-07:00

Sketched from Busty Nude Babes

She does have such wonderful boobs.

910 - The retro one with large breasts

2008-10-21T16:25:00.000-07:00

Sketched from RETrOZONe

908 - The stark retro one

2008-10-21T16:08:00.000-07:00

Sketched from RETrOZONe

I like to think that the one on the right in the original photie looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine. She probably doesn't, but I haven't seen her in a while, and her hair's different, so it's close enough.

It would be nice to see her again, we talk from time to time, but will never be as close as we once were.

909 - The retro one looking cheeky

2008-10-21T15:53:00.000-07:00

Sketched from RETrOZONe

907 - The one with big jugs

2008-10-21T15:13:00.000-07:00

Sketched from JQs Big Natural Boobs

Crikey, only 93 pictures left to draw, and so little time.

906 - Michelle Monaghan's back

2008-10-20T16:11:00.001-07:00

Sketched from Busty Nude Babes

Sometimes when I'm drawing these pics which thick rough lines, I feel like I'm carving stuff out of stone. I could be a cool stonemason.